Tuesday, May 27, 2008


In case you were wondering, I was indeed drunk when opened this blog and wrote that first post. In fact, I had just about the most manly day a guy could have:

  1. I spent most of the morning watching Sportscenter.
  2. I fixed my grill.
  3. I went to Home Depot.
  4. I ate cold leftovers straight out of the fridge for lunch, and washed it down with milk that I drank straight from the milk jug.
  5. I drank a lot of beer.
  6. I grilled and devoured a 16 oz ribeye.
  7. I went to the driving range, and only hit my driver. Irons are for pussies.
  8. I paid some kid to wash and vacuum my car out, then went back over it myself to get the spots that only the owner would care about.
If anyone can have a better Memorial Day than that, I'd like to hear what they did.


nathan halley said...

You shoulda smoked a cigar while at a strip club. I'm disappointed.