In case you were wondering, I was indeed drunk when opened this blog and wrote that first post. In fact, I had just about the most manly day a guy could have:
- I spent most of the morning watching Sportscenter.
- I fixed my grill.
- I went to Home Depot.
- I ate cold leftovers straight out of the fridge for lunch, and washed it down with milk that I drank straight from the milk jug.
- I drank a lot of beer.
- I grilled and devoured a 16 oz ribeye.
- I went to the driving range, and only hit my driver. Irons are for pussies.
- I paid some kid to wash and vacuum my car out, then went back over it myself to get the spots that only the owner would care about.
1 comments:
You shoulda smoked a cigar while at a strip club. I'm disappointed.
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