Audrey is gone this weekend. She left Thursday morning, and doesn't get back until tomorrow (Sunday) afternoon. Allow me to sum up how I have spent my holiday weekend while she has been gone:
- 2 nights of excessive binge drinking
- 2 days wasted working off hangovers
- Watched "Star Wars V" and "First Blood" back to back
- Spent roughly 14 hours sitting on the computer bored out of my mind (mostly because of the hangovers, but still)
- Turned house into a complete trainwreck
- Today I have eaten 3 eggs and 2 biscuits, instead of cooking a nice dinner for myself like I had planned
- I have accomplished none of my not-too-ambitious goals for the weekend, including getting at least one long bike ride in, fixing the garbage disposal, and doing laundry
That doesn't really say a whole lot for me, does it?
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You know that I love you, so don't take what I'm about to say too harshly. But it sort of amazes me sometimes that you have an Audrey. I must be going about this all wrong. Time to hit the bottle and the biscuits, I guess...
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